Tool
Matchmaker
Not a flattering list — the realistic intersection. It takes your own value profile (pulled from your SMV, Face and Body calcs), asks what you want, then finds the celebrities you'd actually match with at your level — and gives each one a full Love Hierarchy breakdown: every factor scored, every factor explained. Flip By Looks / By SMV to change which scale it pairs you on.

It clamps the roster to your band (a 6 matches roughly 5–7), then ranks inside it by the gated hierarchy score — Tier 1 is a gate, not an average, so a knockout who'd be looking past you still won't top the list. Each match opens into the same breakdown the old sims gave: the number, the tiers, and the why on every sub-factor. Lens Celebrity ratings and the per-factor reads are provisional editorial estimates — a seed you can argue with.

1Your profile
Pulled from your saved calculators where available, with a manual slider fallback for anything missing. Your scores and answers stay on this device.
I am a
Match me by
My age
Your SMV — your own looks, SMV, age, and sex. Paste an SMV export to fill it, or copy yours to carry elsewhere. (Scores already on this device load automatically.)
Your standard — the Step 2 hierarchy and the bars you set. Paste a Compatibility standard to fill it, or copy yours to carry elsewhere.
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2Your standard
Pick the hierarchy that fits how you actually weigh a partner. Its factors become the breakdown each match is scored on. (Your hierarchy page stays untouched.)
Head-to-head is on — the hierarchy and the desire quiz are skipped. Each candidate gets a desire stamp (your priority blend — Step 1 axis leads, the other still counts) and a pairing % (odds they accept you: an SMV overall-value gap plus a looks-attraction markdown), sex-aware · relationship-mode. The top 10 are ranked by desire × odds, with a button to show everyone. Change an input and the list clears — hit Find for a fresh set. Untick to bring back the full gated breakdown.
3What you want
Twenty-five quick dials on your taste — neutral by default, so move only what you actually care about. Most are one-tap either/or dials; the list questions marked pick any (hair, aesthetic, ethnicity, type you fall for, lifestyle) let you stack more than one. They drive the relational factors (desire, shared values, common interests) and the Looks dials (height, build, hair, aesthetic, ethnicity) reshape a candidate's physical attractiveness to you. The more you set, the sharper the match.
How a candidate's SMV is scored — and the notoriety dock

The SMV figure on each card isn't one guess — it's a weighted blend of four levers (each rated 1–10), with the weights tilted by sex to mirror the Five Levers doctrine:

  • Looks · Vitality (youth — a steep age curve) · Frame (personality / charisma) · Status (wealth / rank / provision).
  • Men: Status 0.36 · Looks 0.28 · Frame 0.22 · Vitality 0.14 — status and looks carry it; no single maxed lever reaches the top.
  • Women: Looks 0.40 · Vitality 0.30 · Frame 0.18 · Status 0.12 — youth alone is 30%, and the curve drops hard after ~35 (the Wall). A 42-year-old with average looks caps around 4 even with nothing else wrong.

On top of that blend, a notoriety dock subtracts for public infamy the dating market would actually hold against you: −1.5 for serious (conviction / predation / fraud), −0.7 for lesser (scandal / cancellation). It's deliberately a separate line from looks/status, not folded in. Worked example — Elizabeth Holmes: looks 5.0, vitality 3.2 (age 42), frame ~5.3, status 2.0 blend to ~4.2, then the −1.5 fraud dock lands her at 2.7.

Docked −1.5: Sam Bankman-Fried, Billy McFarland, Martin Shkreli, George Santos, Tekashi 6ix9ine, Joe Exotic, Armie Hammer, Russell Brand, Elizabeth Holmes, Anna Sorokin, Casey Anthony, Tila Tequila. Docked −0.7: Rudy Giuliani, Shia LaBeouf, Rachel Dolezal, Jenelle Evans, Amber Heard, Roseanne Barr, Mama June, Azealia Banks, Trisha Paytas. Every roster number is a provisional editorial estimate, built to be argued with.